Tagged?

Tagged by Nat who always changes her blog url ;P

RULES

1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
2. Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.


1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
I would be torn into a million pieces and tell him to fuck off.

:D

1. So why do you think doing this is fun?
No. Because YOU said that I couldn't refuse so here I am doing this shit.

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
Get my damn 7 A's and boys :)

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
Ni, Asmeeta, Mirza, Karen.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Keep it lah. -.- What do you expect a 15 year old to do with it?

5. What's your ideal lover like?
Sexy! Lol.

5. Why is life so cruel?

So it can laugh at us.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Both la! -.-

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
If there's this special someone, then I would wait for him forever.

I'm being a love junkie. =\

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Pretend everything's okay when it's not.

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
Internet? Killing those KNN at CS? If I'm lucky la.

10. Are you considered a goody-two-shoes?
I'm the total opposite.

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Working? Maybe I would have a boyfriend by then?

12. Who are currently the most important people to you?
MUMMY! And my friends.

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
She's so pretty! I love her hair >.<

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Um, I would prefer to be rich and married.

14. If you can't sign in MSN at ALL and your internet keeps disconnecting, what are you gonna do?
I'll fuck everyone I see. And maybe God would help me out.

15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Take a leak.

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
Depends on whether he's worth it.

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
It depends on who it is doesn't it?

18. What type of people do you hate?
You. No la, I hate suck ups.

19. List 5 people to tag.

Asmeeta

Shakila

Cherish

Mirza

Aiemen [he needs updating right?]

Bird shit.

Bird shit.
I guess everyone hates them 'cos it looks disgusting and,
well, just disgusting.
For some very weird reason,chinese believes that if there's bird shit on you
or your car, you're gonna get loads of money or luck.
Yea, I'm sure.
Hence, this post.
So, today I went to BV for grocery shopping
and the usual lalalas.
On the way to MV, my aunt just started screaming
"There's bird shit at the back of my car!"
I turned and told myself
"That's one helluva bird."
There was so much shit and it's still dripping from the car thingy.
Whatever you call it.
No shit.

That's a lot.

My uncle immediately took out his phone to buy numbers. -.-

After a good 15 minutes, my uncle noticed something missing and asked us,

"Where's my coffee?"

Apparently he put his coffee on the top of the car as he was loading

the groceries.

I was rolling on the floor laughing.
IT WAS HIS DAMN COFFEE!

So, he basically wasted money buying numbers.

Aww, shucks.

Suckers.

I know I haven't been blogging for a while.

Okay, maybe not for a while but almost a month?

Hey, you can't blame me.

Intervensi and Diagnostik is constantly chasing my ass.

To add up to that shit, TLC is always giving us a test every week.

DUDE! GIVE US A BREAK.

Yeah yeah, this is PMR year, PMR this, PMR that.

Seriously, this is disintergrating my brain.

So, I decided to give myself a treat.

I went to Garra Rufa to get my feet pampered.

To be honest, that's not the only reason though.

Everyone and I mean everyone says that there's a hot mat salleh boy.

I mean, come on! You can't blame a girl for wanting to

set her eyes on a hottie right?

So Shen Ni, Hannah, Mirza, Deborah and I went in.

Unfortunately the guy wasn't there.

*bummer*

I mean, the fish were so tickly!

They just kept on sucking and sucking.

Such cute lil' tickly suckers.

The results?

They're not super smooth but it's smoother.

Oh, did I mention that we got his name?

*shakes head*

We're such stalkers.

It's Marlon.

AWWWW.

But then Ni and I had to go, but the guys were around to see

him when they changed shifts!

DAMN.DAMN.DAMN.DAMN.DAMN!

Yeap, the cute lil' tickly suckers.

Smiles on their faces.

I think I'm on this white boy fetish.

Seriously, it might be the hormones hitting me

or just me giving up on local made.

Come on, we all know that they're cute and all.

Right?

It all started when I went to MV on Thursday.

It was a random and a last-minute outing

and we watched Shutter.

Anyhow, after we went to the arcade

and after playing for some time,

a group of white guys just popped out!
*hallelujah*

Holy shit man!

The guy in the superman tee is so fcking hot.

Shakila and Karen were happy too weren't ya?

I took pics of them!

It's not so clear but hey, better than nothing right?

Remember me saying about me getting a pug?

She's here and she's MINE!

Yes, you may be jealous.

And cut some slack.

She's a freaking pug so she's ugly.

But adorable.

Isn't she such a cutie?

Damn right she is.

Tagged?

As always, tagged by Nat. Again! Lol.
1. Answer all the questions below with NOUNS and NAMES.
2. NOUNS and NAMES with more than one word are accepted.
3. The more outrageous and long, the better.
4. Mix up your answers, do not follow the numbering, and fill in the blanks in the passage with CAPITAL LETTER, and in a different colour than the rest of the passage.
5. You know what song that is, so try SINGING.
6. Tag 6 People!
7. Thank CHING and SAM for creating this thing, you know you love it.

1. Your Nickname, please.
Bitch -.-

2. Your pet’s name, or dream-pet’s name if you don’t have one.
Bobbi

3. Your favourite actor/actress’s first name.
Jamie Bell

4. Your favourite Italian food. (Name of pasta/pizza.)
Gnocchi

5. Your favourite ANIMAL.
Snake

6. Your favourite Science chapter.
Reproduction ;P

7. Name a disgusting part of your body.
Nose

8. A made up Stripper name.
Super thong

9. Your SUPERHERO identity!
Super Screw You

10. A deadly disease!
HIV

11. Your most HATED movie!
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

12. Your most outrageous SONG.
Lala

13. A nursery rhyme character!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

14. Choice of musical instrument

Drums!

15. The tackiest name you’d give your BARBIE.
Polly

16. The name of your inner “Dark Side”.
Lucky bitch

17. A Harry Potter character!
Dumbledore

18. Just gimme the most random word you can think of!
Piss

You know the SNAKE once upon a DUMBLEDORE
Made you listen.
There's a LUCKY BITCH
When you dream there's a SALLY you'll find
A little POLLY or happy ever after
Your JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT to LALA
Is echoing inside my SUPER THONG
A single DRUM
Above the MR MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM
And like a common BITCH
Oooh, you're pullin' me
When I hear my favorite REPRODUCTION
I know that we belong
Oh, you are the DUMBLEDORE in me
Yeah it's living in all of us
And it's brought us here because
Because you are the PISS in me
It's like I knew you before we met
Can't explain
There's no GNOCCHI for it
I'm saying HIV I never said
And it was easy'cause you see the real me
As I am
You understand
And that's more than I've ever known
To hear your BOBBI
Above the SUPER SCREW YOU

I know, I'm not alone
Oh you're singing to me...

I'm gonna tag

Shakila

Cherish

Asmeeta

Lynn

Aiemen

Legendary.

Remember my post on Pee In A Plastic Bag?

I can finally upload pictures and

me being ever so kind, I'll upload that picture.

Behold!

Legendary Pee In A Plastic Bag.

The horror.

Holy shit!

Lalala. HOLY SHIT!

Really. I have nothing to say.

How do you think the word Holy shit! came about?
My ultra super duper lame theory:

1. Holy (adj.) is added with an object.

For example, macaroni, cow, soap, crap.

Most preferbably shit or Christ (touchy subject).
Does anyone ever bother to find the real hidden agenda behind shit?

Come on! We use to word all the time

and we do it!

To a tribute to the slang shit, I wiki-ed it.
And real shit I got.

The word shit (or sometimes shite - to rhyme with bite -

in Scotland, Ireland, Northern England and Wales)

is used by English speakers, but it is usually avoided in formal speech.

Shit denotes trouble, as in, I was in a lot of shit;

unpleasantness, as in, Those pants look like shit,
or falsehood or insincerity, as in,

Don't give me that shit, or You're full of shit.

There are also various types of shit.

For example,

Bull/Horseshit- False or insincere discourse.

Chickenshit- Cowardly.

Batshit- Crazy person.

Apeshit- Entering a state of excitement or unbridled rage. (Now I can call Ni apeshit!)

Nah, just joking.

This post is just filled with shit. Metaphorically.

I just typed out a load of bullshit.

*shakes head in disappointment*

Oh, and Ni has a blog again! It's http://myloveforliew.blogspot.com.

Just joking. :D

It's http://niniini.blogspot.com.